Top
Ten Reasons Why There Won't Be
An Asian President Anytime
Soon
By
Gene Yee, Ph.D.
Associate Editorial Director, New York
While
we are all involved in helping to combat stereotypes of Asian people
in the media and in our society, we also need to be able to laugh
at ourselves.
Email us your jokes, send them to Jokes@AsianConnections.com
10.
White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over
politics
8. Oval Office has bad Feng Shui
7. Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state
dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles
(Yes, Ph.D. in life sciences; yes, I studied kung-fu; and
no, my lips do match my dialog.)
AsianConnections
thanks Gene Yee, Ph.D., for his jokes.
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